I hate abusing rhetoric, and this is as slippery slope as it gets (with a dash of strawman and a sprinkle of ad hominem), but the quote is so ridiculous that it deserves it.
Sergey Solanik on moving from Google to Microsoft:
I need to know that the code is useful for others, and the only way to measure the usefulness is by the amount of money that the people are willing to part with to have access to my work.
Hmm… by that token prostitutes are more useful than volunteers at nursing homes. Well, with that kind of attitude he sure picked the right place to work.

