OMG! I just got the iPhone, and it kicks ass so much!!! OMG OMG OMG. I had to camp for hours to get it, but it was worth all the money and the time I spent in line.
This is such a revolutionary product! I rank it right up there with the invention of electricity and penicillin. Speaking of the latter, I heard it has medicinal properties too! The iPod batteries run on electromagnetism, so if I hold it against my forehead like those magnetic pads I spent so much money on, it helps when I have migraines. It works way better than those pads.
Don’t listen to those haters who keep going on about tactile feedback. Once you have the iPhone, you’ll never want to press buttons again! You will only want to caress the iPhone’s silky smooth screen! In fact, today I got on the elevator, and I was like, “Why should I have to press a crummy button?”
So I put my iPhone against the twentieth floor button, and pushed the button by pushing my iPhone against it. I even typed “20” on my iPhone to complete the effect… my iPhone can control elevators! No grimy buttons for my fingers from now on – I will only touch my iPhone.
I wish there was more coverage of the iPhone! The mainstream media have like, TOTALLY, not devoted enough time to telling us about every little feature. And I just have to know everyone’s opinion the iPhone: whether or not it will succeed, how cool it is, how it has caused a whole new paradigm shift for today’s trend of the convergence of communications technology, the digerati culture, and the Web2.0AJAXRIAmashupblogosemanticsphere. So please everyone, write more about the iPhone! Don’t forget the peripheral experiences too – the purchasing experience, where you were when you opened the packaging, the number of people who’ve become nauseous at hearing you talk about it… LEAVE NOTHING OUT!
Now I’m one step closer to being that really cool guy on those Mac and PC ads! I have all five generations of iPods, a hawt MacBook Pro, and a bazillion iPod peripherals, all color-coordinated in white! (Just between you and me, sometimes I like to turn off the lights and pretend I’m a stick figure in the iPod ads.) They’re all kept in mint condition in a cabinet I call “The Steve Jobs Shrine”.
And with the iPhone Apple has given the finger to the service providers, just like they did to the record companies with iTunes! They’re down with fighting against The Man! Am I ever glad to support such a wonderful company!
